Me: Hey son, guess what I put on my blog yesterday? Pictures of your G.I. Joes.
DS: They are not G. I. Joes, they are wrestling figures. The black one with jeans is Rey Mysterio. The one with the white shirt and jeans is John Cena.
Oh, ok. That shows how much attention I pay.
Me: Any comment about the spilled paint?
DS: My mom did it. (What a tattletale.)
Me: Do you have any response to the ponytail comment?
DS: I don't want a ponytail.
Me: So, when are you getting your haircut?