It's monster feet!
Oh, wait, it's felted clogs, my mistake. The variegated yarn (knit 2 strands together), turned out a nice speckled effect, didn't it?
Can you guess what this is?
(how annoying is this?)
That's right, it's a short toed socklet, knit from this pattern, the English version.
I've knit the 2nd one also, but now my feet are dirty, so a pic of one will have to do.
DD#1 said, "You're....not...going....to actually...wear that....in PUBLIC......are you?"
DD#2 said, "I can't believe you're actually going to wear that!" (meaning I'm way too old and un-hip.)
Ah....I've found another way to embarass my children!